Programming Tip #1: Use As Many Variables As Possible
You want your program to be as simple as possible, right? Wrong! You want lots of variables, any one of which can change at any moment in time. Assign them random values whenever possible. Use names like temp and temp2 liberally.
I think this one goes without saying. If you know how to use a debugger, then that's just sad. Get a life! I have more important things to do than debug my program - I have code to write, so get the heck out of my way.
Programming Tip #3: Avoid Comments Like The Plague
It's 2015. Why are you still using comments? You might as well be trying to start a fire with flint and steel, or playing baseball with a coconut. Pull yourself together, man!
That's it for today's edition of Programming Tips With Overman. I hope these little tips have been helpful for any novice programmers out there. Stay tuned - more programming tips to come!
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